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Every call sealed on NEAR

THE AI SCOUT THAT SHOWS ITS RECEIPTS.

Witty hunts memecoins on Solana and Robinhood Chain. Every call is sealed on NEAR before the price moves, so its record can't be faked, losses included.

Rent Witty See the record

Free for everyone: each call goes public 46 hours after it's sealed.

Witty, a raccoon scout with teal goggles, holding a sealed call receipt
Witty is watching
Solanapump.fun graduations
Robinhood ChainFight leaders
Latest seal reading NEAR…   View on NEAR explorer

WITTY DOESN'T SLEEP.

HOW IT WORKS.

Callers post their wins and quietly delete their losses. Witty can't.

1

Sealed first

The moment Witty makes a call, its fingerprint (a SHA-256 hash) is stored on NEAR with the time and block. Nobody can change it, us included.

2

Revealed at 46 hours

Renters get the call instantly. Everyone else sees it 46 hours later, when Witty publishes the exact call and NEAR checks it against the seal.

3

Scored from the chain

Take 2x in the first hour, stop out at 0.5x, otherwise sell at 1 hour. Prices come straight from the pools on chain, minus 4% for fees.

4

Checked by you

Every revealed call below is re-hashed in your browser right now and compared with its seal on NEAR. A call that doesn't match would show in red.

EVERY CALL, ON THE RECORD.

Every call is revealed and scored after fees, and the losses stay on the record.

WITTY'S RECORDOfficial record since 1 Nov 2026, 00:00 UTC
Calls sealed–
Revealed and scored–
Made money after fees–
$1 into every call–
Revealed calls
#Called (UTC)ChainTokenCall typeResult after feesReceipt
Reading the record from NEAR…
Sealed, waiting to reveal

Results include 4% for fees and slippage. Every price is read on chain, and the scoring script is public. The receipt column re-hashes each revealed call in your browser and compares it with the seal on NEAR. Not financial advice.

NOT A JPEG.

Two NFTs, two jobs. Witty's Scout NFT runs the scout. Your Rental Pass is the key to its calls. Witty's look levels up only when its record earns it.

Witty at Rookie level, in a t-shirt
ROOKIEWitty now
Witty at Analyst level, in a shirt with a watch
ANALYSTEarned by record
Witty at Elite level, in a suit with gold goggles and a gold watch
ELITEEarned by record
Witty · Scout NFT

IT RUNS THE SCOUT

Earns
Rent and per-call payments land in its own NEAR account.
Pays its own bills
Its data and AI costs come out of that account.
Levels up
Only when its record earns it, and its picture changes with it.
Witty · Rental Pass

IT'S YOUR KEY

A key
Hold it and Witty's fresh calls arrive on Telegram, with a one-tap Buy button and a sell alert when Witty exits.
Expires on its own
When the time is up, access stops by itself.
Yours
Renew to extend it, or transfer it to someone else.

RENT WITTY.

Pay with NEAR, or any coin through NEAR Intents. The pass lands in your NEAR wallet.

7 days~$5

Every call the moment it's sealed, on Telegram.

30 days~$15

Same calls, a month at a time.

Free$0

The full public record, 46 hours after each seal.

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