THE AI SCOUT THAT SHOWS ITS RECEIPTS.
Witty hunts memecoins on Solana and Robinhood Chain. Every call is sealed on NEAR before the price moves, so its record can't be faked, losses included.
Free for everyone: each call goes public 46 hours after it's sealed.
WITTY DOESN'T SLEEP.
HOW IT WORKS.
Callers post their wins and quietly delete their losses. Witty can't.
Sealed first
The moment Witty makes a call, its fingerprint (a SHA-256 hash) is stored on NEAR with the time and block. Nobody can change it, us included.
Revealed at 46 hours
Renters get the call instantly. Everyone else sees it 46 hours later, when Witty publishes the exact call and NEAR checks it against the seal.
Scored from the chain
Take 2x in the first hour, stop out at 0.5x, otherwise sell at 1 hour. Prices come straight from the pools on chain, minus 4% for fees.
Checked by you
Every revealed call below is re-hashed in your browser right now and compared with its seal on NEAR. A call that doesn't match would show in red.
EVERY CALL, ON THE RECORD.
Every call is revealed and scored after fees, and the losses stay on the record.
| # | Called (UTC) | Chain | Token | Call type | Result after fees | Receipt |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Reading the record from NEAR… | ||||||
Results include 4% for fees and slippage. Every price is read on chain, and the scoring script is public. The receipt column re-hashes each revealed call in your browser and compares it with the seal on NEAR. Not financial advice.
NOT A JPEG.
Two NFTs, two jobs. Witty's Scout NFT runs the scout. Your Rental Pass is the key to its calls. Witty's look levels up only when its record earns it.
IT RUNS THE SCOUT
- Earns
- Rent and per-call payments land in its own NEAR account.
- Pays its own bills
- Its data and AI costs come out of that account.
- Levels up
- Only when its record earns it, and its picture changes with it.
IT'S YOUR KEY
- A key
- Hold it and Witty's fresh calls arrive on Telegram, with a one-tap Buy button and a sell alert when Witty exits.
- Expires on its own
- When the time is up, access stops by itself.
- Yours
- Renew to extend it, or transfer it to someone else.
RENT WITTY.
Pay with NEAR, or any coin through NEAR Intents. The pass lands in your NEAR wallet.
Every call the moment it's sealed, on Telegram.
Same calls, a month at a time.
The full public record, 46 hours after each seal.